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For the sake of them all being in one place: I've compiled a list of all these different ways that I've written to describe parents. Not my parents, mind you, just single sentences that I think would sum up characteristics succinctly.

"My father was a scorpion & my mother was a six pack" - Pete and Pete
My father was a haircut & my mother was the scissors.
My father was a farmer & my mother was the rabbit.
My father was an onion & my mother was crying.
My father was Trouble & my mother was Sorry. I was Scrabble.
My father was a monocle & my mother was 20/20.
My father was a novel & my mother was a magazine.
My father was a magazine & my mother was a novel.
My father was a fishing rod & my mother was a hunting knife.
My father was a shark & my mother was a wave.
My father was a lion & my mother was an umbrella.
My father was a safari & my mother was an oak.
My father was an is & my mother was a was. I, will be.
My father was a cop & my mother was dirty.
My father was a steel girder & my mother was blind.
My father was dead & my mother was dead.
My father was crimson & my mother was black.
My father was a heart attack & my mother was bloody.
My father was a moustache & my mother was sideburns
"My mother is a fish" - As I Lay Dying
My father was perfume & my mother was a thorn
My father was a metaphor & my mother was pissed.
My father was a drunk & my mother was an ashtray
My father was a poet & my mother was words.