States

Current States of Language:

Alabama Al: “Lab, am I Alaska? I’ll ask ya if Arizona air is own, yeah? Arkansas are can saw. Los Angeles lozenge all less. Law sand gels us.”

Colorado caller, “Raw Dough:” Connecticut can neck tick cut?

“Delaware aware” – Adele. “Florida floored a floor, duh. Georgia a gorgeous gorge, George.”

“Hawaii, huh? Why? Eee! Idaho? I don’t know.”

 “Illinois ill onion in Indiana,” Windy Anna, “Iowa eye. Oh… wha–? Kansas can sass, can Kansas? Kentucky can tuck key, can’t’ya key?”

Louisiana Lu: “Easy Anna. Maine, may’n Maryland mare, a lend? Massachusetts masses chews, sits. Master, choose zits.”

Michigan Misha: "Gain. Minnesota men is soda."

“‘Mississippi misses Mrs. Sippy Missouri’ – Miss or he?
“Montana a tan mon. Nebraska nub, brass ska. Nevada snuff, had a New Hampshire. New hemp dryer? New Jersey knew juror, see?
                  New Mexico noon.
Mix, sicko. New York knew your core new. Nor North Carolina, nor thick air. Align a North Dakota. No Earth? Duh, quota. Ohio? Ojai? Oh. Oklahoma oak “le hom.” A Oregon’s organic organ organs. Pennsylvania––re: pence sells veins, ya? Rhode Island road I lend. South Carolina, sew thick arrow, line a South Dakota, sew -THUD- a coda.” 
– Tennessee Williams.

Texas text is Utah newt talk.
Vermont, firm aunt:
    “Virginia, verge gin, ya?
    Washington, wash sheen tin.
    West Virginia, verge in your west Wisconsin whisk.”

On sin: Wyoming, why owe Ming?